Every cook is a fixed price, paid upfront. You get a guaranteed minimum plus whatever extra the grill produces. Seats are limited — when a cook sells out, it's back when the line clears.
The base cook. One order, one plate.
Bigger batch, more variations. ~2–3× the base.
Loved it? Smash the button and I keep going — the on-ramp to Reserved Seating.
A batch of AI + Canva content on one subject. The impulse order.
A spread of branded content — social sets, AI imagery, graphics. I decide the mix.
Cover art with multiple directions and variations to choose from.
Flyers, announcement banners, social posts, YouTube thumbnails — fixed counts.
A custom logo with multiple variations from your name and brief.
Three brand directions from your name and the vibe you're after.
Print-on-demand designs set up in Printify / Printful, production-ready.
An edited promo, ad, or walkthrough video. Bundle 3 for $3,000.
A built landing page. Add Web3 wallet or blockchain API integration for the hotter cook.
A small built thing — page, tool, or prototype, made to feel right.
Hands-on app testing plus structured written feedback from a real creative user.
The premium plate: logo, print, signage, merch, digital, and sponsorship deck.
Every cook includes up to 3–4 minor tweaks — wording, colors, swapping an element. Plus one full redo if the direction was genuinely off. Bigger structural changes after that become a fresh cook.
Order enough cooks and I'll offer you Reserved Seating — a standing monthly seat with set deliverables, $1,500–$4,000/mo. Steady output, steady relationship, priority on the grill.
Prices rise as the kitchen gets busier — but only on new cooks at restock. Existing clients keep their rate.