The Menu

What's cooking.

Every cook is a fixed price, paid upfront. You get a guaranteed minimum plus whatever extra the grill produces. Seats are limited — when a cook sells out, it's back when the line clears.

Single Serving

The base cook. One order, one plate.

Family Style

Bigger batch, more variations. ~2–3× the base.

Keep Cooking

Loved it? Smash the button and I keep going — the on-ramp to Reserved Seating.

🔥 Everyday Cooks

Image Cook

$100

A batch of AI + Canva content on one subject. The impulse order.

You get: 3–4 finished variations, minimum.

Content Cook

$300–500

A spread of branded content — social sets, AI imagery, graphics. I decide the mix.

You get: a batch of finished, on-brand assets.
A few seatsOrder →

Album / Cover Art Cook

$250–350

Cover art with multiple directions and variations to choose from.

You get: 2–3 directions + variations.

Social Graphics Cook

$200–400

Flyers, announcement banners, social posts, YouTube thumbnails — fixed counts.

You get: a defined set of platform-ready graphics.
A few seatsOrder →

Logo Cook

$300–500

A custom logo with multiple variations from your name and brief.

You get: ~3 logo concepts + files in the formats you need.
A few seatsOrder →

Theme / Style Cook

$400–700

Three brand directions from your name and the vibe you're after.

You get: 3 distinct style concepts.
A few seatsOrder →

🍢 Bigger Plates

Merch Cook

$400–750

Print-on-demand designs set up in Printify / Printful, production-ready.

You get: a small merch line, ready to sell.
A few seatsOrder →

Promo Video Cook

$750–1,500

An edited promo, ad, or walkthrough video. Bundle 3 for $3,000.

You get: one finished, platform-ready video.
LimitedOrder →

Webpage Cook

$500 / $1.5–3k

A built landing page. Add Web3 wallet or blockchain API integration for the hotter cook.

You get: a live page; integration priced separately.
1–2 seatsOrder →

Vibe Code Cook

$500+

A small built thing — page, tool, or prototype, made to feel right.

You get: a working prototype.
1–2 seatsOrder →

Beta Test / Feedback Cook

$250–500

Hands-on app testing plus structured written feedback from a real creative user.

You get: a written report + insider notes.
Human-in-loopOrder →

Event Branding Cook

$2,500–5,000

The premium plate: logo, print, signage, merch, digital, and sponsorship deck.

You get: a full, print- & digital-ready event identity.
Chef's signatureOrder →

Edit & re-cook policy

Every cook includes up to 3–4 minor tweaks — wording, colors, swapping an element. Plus one full redo if the direction was genuinely off. Bigger structural changes after that become a fresh cook.

Reserved Seating

Order enough cooks and I'll offer you Reserved Seating — a standing monthly seat with set deliverables, $1,500–$4,000/mo. Steady output, steady relationship, priority on the grill.

Prices rise as the kitchen gets busier — but only on new cooks at restock. Existing clients keep their rate.

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